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1.) Inability to cower in fear at culturally approved of times, such as only having the ability to cower in fear due to immanent bodily harm or life changing catastrophes.
2.) A removal of apathy towards self-betterment and the betterment of their society
3.) A delusional view of the world as hopeful, malleable and unpredictable. An aversion to the reality that the world is immutable and unchanging.
4.) And Much Much More!
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom the environmeeent doooooom
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy doooooooomy doooooooomy dooooooooooooooooooom politics and war doooooom dooooom
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM YOU ARE MORTAL DOOOOOOM THINGS ARE UNPREDICTABLE DOOOOM
Doooooom God hates you dooooooom you’re a sinner dooooom
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Society is crumbling Dooom DOOOOM dooooooom Social norms and ethics are degrading doooooomy doom
Have a Doomy Day!